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Here to save the day by any means necessary or not. It's Deadpool, D Piddy, The Pool. That smell of victory that you've noticed is pancakes. And that attractive, well off mercenary in the red and black is me. Open to questions, job requests, and more bloggers to live in my Pool-Cave.

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It's Deadpool Bitches

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool Bi-Annual #1

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool Bi-Annual #1

I find that it’s easier to keep your true self buried under several layers of untrue selves, to protect yourself.

deadpoolbugle:

Death of Wolverine: Deadpool and Captain America Interview and Variant Cover | Read More: http://bit.ly/YMpnJI

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???

http://captain-outoftime.tumblr.com/post/97702826461/broken-weapon-pasquey-urulokid-oh-ym-god

broken-weapon:

pasquey:

urulokid:

oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT

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LOOK AT HIM

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HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN

THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT

YOU CAN SEE HIM SAYING “WHAT?”

Shawn Devlin prided himself on his…

wheelsjustkeeponturning:

It sucks reading fics that are beautiful and wonderful but have all these misspellings and inconsistency’s and just no you deserved the best you sweet little fic let me make you better

inconsistencies*

And yeah, same.

mylatsuki:

Enough said!

AGENTS OF SHIELD IS IN ONE WEEK, I REPEAT AGENTS OF SHIELD IS IN ONE WEEK

captain-outoftime:

hotmesspepperpotts:

captain-outoftime:

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THANK YOU FOR IMPROVING MY POST

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cogcomics:

Hawkeye vs Deadpool by James Harren

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

Hawkeye + text posts

steveeugenecarlsberg:

hey wow i put off making this so long i’ve almost hit another hundred, way to go max

anyway i’m giving away night vale shirts

  • two winners will each get their choice of shirt from the night vale store (yes this includes the tanktop, no this does not include the hoodies)
  • this giveaway ends october 15th
  • winner will be chosen by the pulses coming from hidden gorge (or random number generator, whichever is available at the time)
  • you must be comfortable with giving me your address
  • this is an international giveaway!!!
  • you don’t have to be following me ( steveeugenecarlsberg ) but i would greatly appreciate it if you did!! my blog is 95% night vale so if you like the show (and i’m assuming you do if you want a shirt from it) you should check out my blog
  • like/reblog/comment to enter, as many times as you like
  • good luck!!!

thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

kehinki:

People saying something’s canon in MCU because it’s canon in 616/Ults/some random comic oneshot is my super villain origin story

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