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Hiding Dead Bodies

clevergirlhelps:

The first thing you need to know about hiding dead bodies is what dead bodies are like. They stink, they attract flies/mushrooms/other decomposers, decomposition gases make them bloat, and rotting down to the skeleton takes anywhere from a week (hot, humid climates) to several years (cold, arid climates).

The second thing you need to know is how other people – e.g. law enforcement – find bodies. They use cadaver dogs (specifically trained to find corpses), evidence (a dockside security camera that recorded someone tossing a body into a river), or plain old sleuthing (noticing freshly turned soil).

The third thing: all the things you shouldn’t do. DO NOT leave the body uncovered, let cameras or recording devices of any sort see you dealing with the body, let eyewitnesses see you with the body, tell people where it is, or keep it in an area familiar to you.

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ladydeadpoooool:

Cable and Deadpool #14

xeniawarriorprincesa:

well gee I wonder who’s ass this belongs to!?

jacklincolnvstheworld:

Deadpool #4 (2012)

redheadwithabite: Wade, why does it look like you tried to steal Quill's jacket and it's too big for you?

"Because it could be some sort of alien leather for all I know, which is freakin’ sweeeeet, and I might have had Banner try it on for me, and he might have gotten a little mad at me for calling him a veggie smoothie?"

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Deadpool ft. Toothless [x]

ladydeadpoooool:

Cable and Deadpool #13

ask-spiderpool:

DP: I can compromise—- Could I eat Mexican food off of the spidey~booty?

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

honey-bugs:

8.23

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character trying on really frilly skirts and putting flowers in their hair