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Here to save the day by any means necessary or not. It's Deadpool, D Piddy, The Pool. That smell of victory that you've noticed is pancakes. And that attractive, well off mercenary in the red and black is me. Open to questions, job requests, and more bloggers to live in my Pool-Cave.

Faceclaim: Alex Pettyfer
Genderbent Faceclaim: Michelle Pfeifer

Tracking tag: #itsdeadpoolbitches
It's Deadpool Bitches

ask-spiderpool:

DP: I can compromise—- Could I eat Mexican food off of the spidey~booty?

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

honey-bugs:

8.23

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character trying on really frilly skirts and putting flowers in their hair

towritecomicsonherarms:

Deadpool Annual #2

doing this shit. Homestuck oc because why naw.

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches:

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches:

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches said: “hey ma’am”

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Helllllo

How goes it?

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I don’t even-
No I don’t know how to react to this.
I can’t- …this is why I’m just going to hide on parp…if people don’t disconnect before I can even say anything, which is currently really getting on my nerves.

But wait, there’s more.image

Remember my “Waifu”?

Oh my god, lol that was so perfect though, HIS FACE, he was so done with it all.

"God I hope no one sees my junk through my suit, I really don’t want to be here right now." -That Spiderman

Sarah: OMG u guyyyzzz u r my otp pic plz?

Spiderman: FUCK ME

pennkoad:

I shouldn’t have listened that song…

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches:

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches said: “hey ma’am”

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Helllllo

How goes it?

image

I don’t even-
No I don’t know how to react to this.
I can’t- …this is why I’m just going to hide on parp…if people don’t disconnect before I can even say anything, which is currently really getting on my nerves.

But wait, there’s more.

Remember my “Waifu”?

dem-makaras-and-captors:

its-deadpool-bitches said: “hey ma’am”

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Helllllo

How goes it?

hellocharlesxavierhere:

theroleplayersburnbook:

summershavok

Is an attention whore who tries to hard. plus their representation of Alex summers it god awful.

Your representation of the English language ‘it god awful’

This shit on tumblr needs to stop. I find it shameful that our community, even little bits of it, feel like this is an appropriate was to behave. It’s childish, and disrespectful, and if people actually have issues with these roleplayers, there are more constructive ways of communicating, other than going behind their backs and writing things like this. It’s hurtful and unfair of people who are trying to improve themselves.

If people submitting to these burn books actually have an issue with how someone roleplays, they could attempt to teach them, or give them references, or help them. But the fact that these posts exist shows that the submitters moreso have problems with themselves; either with communicating with others, becoming jealous of the skill of others, or feeling the need to put other people down due to insecurity. 

If you have a problem with someone else’s writing, I feel like it would be more successful for to stop acting like a little bitch, and teach, or vent your real issues.

Remember kids, it’s nice to feel important, but it’s more important to be nice.

Well that’s my fucking social justice work for the day.

BY THE WAY, There’s nothing wrong with wanting attention. It’s healthy to want attention, it feels good to be recognized, as long as it’s done through healthy means. There’s nothing wrong with putting effort into your roleplays. It’s good to want to improve. It’s great. That’s what these fandoms are all about. We roleplay these characters because we love them and we want them to be the best that they can be.

toonami:

This is a shirt being worn by one of our editors at Adult Swim, Phil. It was created about a decade ago for Adult Swim employees only. It has been misconstrued as being “anti anime,” by some people. Here’s the story: back in the early days of AdultSwim.com’s message boards, there was a vocal minority of posters who passionately hated Adult Swim’s action block, which consisted of several anime shows (some of which were initially slated for Toonami). Our bump writers pulled the phrase “cuz anime is the s uck” from a poster complaining about anime on Adult Swim and ran it as a bump. We chose to make it a t-shirt as a comment on the illiteracy of L33T speak, and internet trolling in general. We wore the shirts as a badge of honor- WE LOVE ANIME, and always will. Adult Swim has been on the air since 2001, and we’ve had a commitment to anime that entire time. We still do. Cus anime is the s uck. ;)

roamingimagination:

Sophiana whipping her head around to see the slowly assembling Merc follow her around the truck. My god, what a weirdo, “No, go away.” She wanted nothing to do with him, he was just leaking blood everywhere he went and he didn’t even stop to rest or take a break. Does the healing factor nullify nerves too? Because, someone wasn’t acting as if he fell from a twenty-something story building.

No, she was done. So done, the guy was talking to her about blush and mascara and then—did he just insult her wardrobe?!? “A preschool teacher?!?” She stopped and turned to him and listened to his nonsense, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell are you talking about?! I got these clothes from Nordstrom in the formal section! But, that’s besides the point! You jumped off that building over there and now you’re talking about clothes? And talk about boys, Deadpool, really? No, go to the hospital, I’m sure you’ve lost like a gallon and a half of blood by now!”

"Well hon, just because the fabric’s fabulous, doesn’t mean it’s matched right. And I don’t need all of my -burp- blood to see that ma’am." He grinned back at her. "Hospitals are for the weak, I’ve got like, some of my blood back, I’m like the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, I just needed to get all of my stuffing back in there." He tapped on his stomach with his torn up fingers, as if to put everything back into place. 

He slid up along the side of the truck to be in front of her, leaving a trail as he went. “Uh, I’ll wash that later.” He scratched the back of his still- healing head. “But wait, don’t you want to do an interview with me? I swear I’ll be good, and look I even do signatures!” He dipped his finger in a bit of his own blood and drew his insignia on the window of the truck, before wiggling his eyebrows at her. “That’ll be ten dollars ma’am, cash or check.”

Did you ever do something you regret?

But then actually “What the fuck are you doing Mick?”

hellocharlesxavierhere:

 

Charles cursed loudly, grabbing the other’s hair. “You’re — You’re going to bruise me!” he laughed out, letting Wade hold him up anyway, otherwise he was going to slide down the wall and end up on the floor. 

Wade would have laughed if he wasn’t so focused on giving Charles the best damn shower blowjob of his life. He lightened up on his grip, not wanting to hurt the other male, until he realized just how much he was going to let him fall, so he grasped him harder. He moaned around him as he pulled his hair, loving it.